Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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