something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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