After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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