Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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