On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
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well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
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Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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