I love black thongs
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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