I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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