Nicole vs. Life
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
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