Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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