is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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