But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up to a lawnchair covered in lipstick. I'm wearing red lipstick. What happened and is the tequila?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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