It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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