If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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