On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
false alarm. still invincible.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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