The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need water and some morals
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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