I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I would fuck him just for his dog
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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