also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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