Yo dont text me then not text me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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