It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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