what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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