Ambien. No doubt about it.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Randomize
