Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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