They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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