ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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