I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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