Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
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