Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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