i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
this beer tastes like vomit already
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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