They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
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Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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