Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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