one two three fourrrrnication!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
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Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
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