i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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