i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
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I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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