He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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