I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
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Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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