I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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