Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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