question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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