It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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