All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i dont even know how to be here
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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