I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
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Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
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Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I have fence marks all over my body
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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