Porn is love you can see.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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