And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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