at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
