yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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