see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
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We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
So I just went to clothing optional bar
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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