my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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