So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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