Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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