You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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