It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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