Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i don't like sucking hair
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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