There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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