mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
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whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
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He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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