Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
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No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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